the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
glitterweave: when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
i-o-u-an-assbutt: in tumblr we don’t say “I love you” we say “AHADSKJLHDSK I FUCKING CANT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FACE REPEATEDLY WITH A SHOVEL MADE OF THE BONES OF MY ENEMIES SO YOU TRY AND FUCKING EXPERIENCE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY GOD DAMN OVARIES YOU MOTHER FUCKING FLIP SHIT” which is really quite beautiful i think
One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.– Jack Kerouac (via hellanne)
ostracizedpoodle: *gets down on one knee* will you go away
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My...– Frank Ocean (via qoldlush)
I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.– Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises (via superchilldude)
When people ask me how I feel, I don't talk just...
thealbinoweave: do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
That feeling you get when you know it's not the...
Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where...– Les Brown (via creatingaquietmind)
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
iammakingperfectsense: hazzasgotalittlelou: directioner-danosaur: insidemymmind: Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS...
clubpenguln: hey you’re cute *winks* *chokes*
I knew you'd give up on me, even when you said you...
me: looks at pet sleeping
me: oh thank god i thought you died